go site End of the year means lots of things to lots of people.
source What an amateur question, we have this one in the bag!
My middle one turns to me and – dares – to give ME the eye! I wait with bated breath. She knows how important I consider this permanent record to be!
“We don’t watch television in our house, we read!” (And another slam dunk!! Thank you very much!)
“Madison, does your family have a fire escape plan?”
I look at her and see the fear in her eyes. A question we were completely unprepared for!
“Um….I don’t know – get out quickly!”
He shakes his head.
The middle one tries to come to her rescue, “Stop, drop and roll.”
Realizing this is also a wrong answer, the little one exclaims, “Save yourself first!”
Then, the so called doctor chuckles, writes in their permanent record, and turns to me, “Mom, you need to go home and make sure they know your fire escape plan.”
Crazy eyed – I see my puppet master dreams of running the White House going up in smoke!
Great – at 41 – I’m going to have to have another kid!
by Angel Kane